Abstract: …(problem statement)… We define an implicit, spatially distributed neural network and show pattern recognition is not only viable, but robust in its classification tasks in a volatile system. We use the Moveable Feast Machine architecture to investigate a neural network with implied connections between neurons based on their proximity. We show that this type of neural network can be scaled indefinitely and learns effectively despite adverse learning conditions. We show this type of neural network is capable of identifying patterns and performs better than making a random decision in a two-class classification task.